Friends - Chip

Chip is Jay’s college buddy from back in the day. We became acquainted through Jay and eventually became a tight little co-ed group. Our typical gatherings consisted of Chip bitching about her man, or Chip and I making fun of Jay when he was trying to run college game on unsuspecting young ladies. Jay at some point had a thing for Chip, Chip had a thing for shitty boyfriends, and I had a thing for the juicy gossip that came of it all. The relationship was symbiotic and parasitic all at once.

The Story Behind Her Name:

Chip is a bit of a tard. She’s a hottie but a little clumsy and isn’t short of being quirky. Well one night while out with Jay and fellow college friends, Chip, in her sober mind, decided to take a piggy back ride atop a drunken pig, or in this case her deliriously drunk friend. Sounded like a brilliant idea, I’m sure, but as he began to walk, the drunk dude started wobbling (imagine that) and lost his balance. Chip along with friend, came tumbling down where luckily her face broke her fall. Thank god for teeth, because without them she probably would have slammed gum first into the concrete. The 2 front teeth connected first, shattered, and softened the blow for the rest of her face. I wasn’t there to personally witness this, but when I found out, then when I saw her, the name Chip was born. She has been called, and introduced as Chip ever since. She don’t like it too much but, sometimes we just have to play the cards we’re dealt.